(j)Halloween Riddles, #3
Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn
flakes?
A. A cereal killer
Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be
M & M's.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.
Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet
Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones
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