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2026-07-01T01:56:49Z
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(j)One-liner #336
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2026-06-30T06:35:28Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">People are making end of the world jokes and it's crazy how much, like there is no tomorrow.</span></span></span></span></p>
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IRS T-shirts, #275
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2026-06-29T06:36:06Z
2026-06-29T06:36:06Z
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">We Don't Care</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">That</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You Don't Owe</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">We're coming after you anyhow</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)UK thoughts, #3
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2026-06-28T06:38:10Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Little Johnny is sitting in geography  class when the teacher asks him, "Where is Pakistan?"</span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">He replies,  "Outside playing with Paki-Dave". </span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)UK thoughts, # 2
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2026-06-27T06:53:15Z
2026-06-27T06:53:15Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">When I was in the  pub I heard a couple of dick heads saying that they wouldn't feel  safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist twits. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the  bloody thing!</span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)UK thoughts, #1
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2026-06-26T07:00:06Z
2026-06-26T07:00:06Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">The wife was counting all the 10 cents and 20 cents out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and  started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself,  "She's going through the change."</span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #407
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2026-06-25T06:37:16Z
2026-06-25T06:37:16Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">When he asks for a response after his sales pitch say, "I've been pitched this same scam a dozen times already in the past two weeks. Can't you guys come up with anything original?"</span></span></span></span></p>
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What were the parents thinking, names #85
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2026-06-24T06:37:43Z
2026-06-24T06:37:43Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dick Hertz</span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Bo Nerr</span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Edie Ott</span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)One-liner #335
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2026-06-23T06:36:21Z
2026-06-23T06:36:21Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Never trust a dog to watch your food.</span></span></span></span></p>
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IRS T-shirts, #274
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2026-06-22T06:39:53Z
2026-06-22T06:39:53Z
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">No Accountability</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">For</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Exceptionally Abusive Behavior</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)Dodged the bullet again
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2026-06-21T06:39:53Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief!</span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)My boss called
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2026-06-20T06:33:01Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif"">He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"<br />
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I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."<br />
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He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm in the foursome behind you."</span></span></p>
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