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(j)Edgar's Family Traditions
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2026-11-13T05:33:56Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Edgar's family has two traditions.</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">One tradition is every Thanksgiving, Edgar strips naked and screws the turkey until he collapses, exhausted, in a sweaty heap. They don't stuff it (Edgar took care of that part), but they do bake it.</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">The other tradition is Edgar always takes his family to the annual IRS employee picnic.</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Pretty much the same thing.</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #422
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2026-11-12T05:33:59Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Let him give his whole pitch, then say, "I made $15 million last year. How much did you make?"</span></span></span></span></p>
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What were the parents thinking, names #99
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2026-11-11T05:34:03Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dick Hung </span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dick Dick</span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dick Dong</span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)One-liner #350
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2026-11-10T05:29:08Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">How do you know when your clock is still hungry? It goes back four seconds.</span></span></span></span></p>
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IRS T-shirts, #290
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2026-11-09T05:36:03Z
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<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Employees Who Are</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Passionately Devoted To</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Scamming and Stealing</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)Donkey instead of turkey
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2026-11-08T06:14:05Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)Skinny turkey
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2026-11-07T05:30:17Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door.</span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""> </span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">"Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one." </span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">"OK. Let me see what's left." </span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. </span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">"That one's too skinny. What else have you got?" </span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes then brings the same turkey back out to the man. </span></span></span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">"Oh no, that one doesn't look any better. You'd better give me both of them."</span></span></span></span></span></p>
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Cat Law #20
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2026-11-06T05:31:55Z
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:Consolas"><span style="color:black">Law of Obedience Resistance - A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #421
tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-11-05:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FAnythingGoes%2F20261105053601%2F
2026-11-05T05:36:01Z
2026-11-05T05:36:01Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">When he asks you a question, reply with, "I'm sorry that fellow threw your mother in front of the train. Did he go to prison for that?" After a couple of exchanges, change it to the father. "Did you ever find out why that man threw your father in front of the train?" Then later, "Sorry, but I have a train to catch." Then hang up.</span></span></span></span></p>
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What were the parents thinking, names #98
tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-11-04:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FAnythingGoes%2F20261104053326%2F
2026-11-04T05:33:26Z
2026-11-04T05:33:26Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Steel Wanger</span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dick Breath</span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dick Hunter</span></span></span></span></p>
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(j)One-liner #349
tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-11-03:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FAnythingGoes%2F20261103053447%2F
2026-11-03T05:34:47Z
2026-11-03T05:34:47Z
<p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.</span></span></span></span></p>
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