2026-09-15T11:32:30Z CleanJokes List Owner mark@mindconnection.com https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi Pro Dada v11.21.0 stable 2023-08-07 tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-09-15:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FCleanJokes%2F20260915064740%2F 2026-09-15T06:47:40Z 2026-09-15T06:47:40Z <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">What do you have to do to have a party in space? 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margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">Bad Seed</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">With</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">Too Much Power</span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; 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</div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/CleanJokes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form> <!-- end subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-09-07:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FCleanJokes%2F20260907063750%2F 2026-09-07T06:37:50Z 2026-09-07T06:37:50Z <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">Useless Morons</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">in a </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&#34;Arial&#34;,&#34;sans-serif&#34;">Useless Agency</span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/CleanJokes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form> <!-- end subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-09-06:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FCleanJokes%2F20260906065758%2F 2026-09-06T06:57:58Z 2026-09-06T06:57:58Z <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:Consolas"><span style="color:black">Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/CleanJokes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form> <!-- end subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-09-05:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FCleanJokes%2F20260905063809%2F 2026-09-05T06:38:09Z 2026-09-05T06:38:09Z <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:Consolas"><span style="color:black">Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/CleanJokes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form> <!-- end subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> tag:dadanew.mindconnection.com,2026-09-04:%2Fcgi-bin%2Fmail.cgi%2Farchive%2FCleanJokes%2F20260904063308%2F 2026-09-04T06:33:08Z 2026-09-04T06:33:08Z <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&#34;sans-serif&#34;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:Consolas"><span style="color:black">Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; 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