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AnythingGoes https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/list/AnythingGoes/ Some bawdy stuff, but no gratuitous profanity. Much of the material is original, not simply passed along from someone else en-us Wed, 01 Jul 2026 00:50:00 GMT Pro Dada v11.21.0 stable 2023-08-07 (j)One-liner #336 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260630063528/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">People are making end of the world jokes and it's crazy how much, like there is no tomorrow.</span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Tue, 30 Jun 2026 10:35:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260630063528/ IRS T-shirts, #275 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260629063606/ <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">We Don't Care</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">That</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">You Don't Owe</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">We're coming after you anyhow</span></span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Mon, 29 Jun 2026 10:36:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260629063606/ (j)UK thoughts, #3 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260628063810/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Little Johnny is sitting in geography  class when the teacher asks him, "Where is Pakistan?"</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">He replies,  "Outside playing with Paki-Dave". </span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Sun, 28 Jun 2026 10:38:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260628063810/ (j)UK thoughts, # 2 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260627065315/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">When I was in the  pub I heard a couple of dick heads saying that they wouldn't feel  safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist twits. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the  bloody thing!</span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Sat, 27 Jun 2026 10:53:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260627065315/ (j)UK thoughts, #1 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260626070006/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">The wife was counting all the 10 cents and 20 cents out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and  started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself,  "She's going through the change."</span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Fri, 26 Jun 2026 11:00:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260626070006/ (j)Punishing Telescammers, #407 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260625063716/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">When he asks for a response after his sales pitch say, "I've been pitched this same scam a dozen times already in the past two weeks. Can't you guys come up with anything original?"</span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Thu, 25 Jun 2026 10:37:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260625063716/ What were the parents thinking, names #85 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260624063743/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dick Hertz</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Bo Nerr</span></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Edie Ott</span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Wed, 24 Jun 2026 10:37:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260624063743/ (j)One-liner #335 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260623063621/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Never trust a dog to watch your food.</span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Tue, 23 Jun 2026 10:36:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260623063621/ IRS T-shirts, #274 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260622063953/ <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">No Accountability</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">For</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Exceptionally Abusive Behavior</span></span></span></span></span></p>  <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="AnythingGoes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns medium-text-right large-text-right"> <input type="checkbox" class="list_consents" name="consent_1" value="1" id="consent_1" required="required" > </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <label for="consent_1"> We don't do double opt-in. You can unsubscribe at any time. </label> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns">   </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/AnythingGoes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form>  Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:39:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260622063953/ (j)Dodged the bullet again https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/AnythingGoes/20260621063953/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,"sans-serif""><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. 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