https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/list/CleanJokes/ These jokes are generally "rated G". en-us Tue, 15 Sep 2026 11:32:00 GMT Pro Dada v11.21.0 stable 2023-08-07 https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/CleanJokes/20260915064740/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">What do you have to do to have a party in space? 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margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">IRS:</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Bad Seed</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">With</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Too Much Power</span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; 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If you haven&#39;t gotten enough abuse lately, maybe we can help each other?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/CleanJokes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form> <!-- end subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> Fri, 11 Sep 2026 10:40:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/CleanJokes/20260911064029/ https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/CleanJokes/20260910064235/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">When he asks his first question, fire back with, &quot;Have you ever thought about getting a job you don&#39;t have to be ashamed of?&quot;</span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; 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margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Useless Morons</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">in a </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-top:7px; margin-bottom:7px"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><span style="font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Useless Agency</span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="submit" name="submit_button" value="Subscribe" class="button success expand" id="ddm_subscribe_button" > </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-12 medium-12 columns large-centered medium-centered"> <p class="text-center"> Unsubscribe at Anytime | <a href="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/privacy_policy/CleanJokes/" target="_blank" > Privacy Policy </a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </form> <!-- end subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:37:00 GMT https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/CleanJokes/20260907063750/ https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi/archive/CleanJokes/20260906065758/ <p><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:Consolas"><span style="color:black">Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <!-- begin subscription_form_widget.tmpl --> <form action="https://dadanew.mindconnection.com/cgi-bin/mail.cgi" method="post" accept-charset="UTF-8" id="subscription_form" target="_self" > <input type="hidden" name="flavor" id="ddm_flavor" value="subscribe" > <div class="row"> <div class="small-12 columns"> <input type="hidden" name="list" id="ddm_list" value="CleanJokes" > <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> <label class="medium-text-right" for="ddm_email" > Email Address </label> </div> <div class="large-8 medium-8 columns"> <input type="email" name="email" id="ddm_email" value="" required="required" placeholder="user@example.com (required)" > </div> </div> <div id="ddm_subscriber_fields"> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="large-4 medium-4 columns"> &nbsp; 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