June 30th 2026 EDT
People are making end of the world jokes and it's crazy how much, like there is no tomorrow. ...Continue Reading
June 29th 2026 EDT
IRS: We Don't Care That You Don't Owe We're coming after you anyhow ...Continue Reading
June 28th 2026 EDT
Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him, "Where is Pakistan?" He replies, "Outside playing with Paki-Dave". ...Continue Reading
June 27th 2026 EDT
When I was in the pub I heard a couple of dick heads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist twits. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing! ...Continue Reading
June 26th 2026 EDT
The wife was counting all the 10 cents and 20 cents out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change." ...Continue Reading
June 25th 2026 EDT
When he asks for a response after his sales pitch say, "I've been pitched this same scam a dozen times already in the past two weeks. Can't you guys come up with anything original?" ...Continue Reading
June 24th 2026 EDT
Dick Hertz Bo Nerr Edie Ott ...Continue Reading
June 23rd 2026 EDT
Never trust a dog to watch your food. ...Continue Reading
June 22nd 2026 EDT
IRS: No Accountability For Exceptionally Abusive Behavior ...Continue Reading
June 21st 2026 EDT
Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading
This mailing list is announce-only.
Some bawdy stuff, but no gratuitous profanity. Much of the material is original, not simply passed along from someone else
We do not share your information with anyone else or use it to sell you anything. It's just a joke list.