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(j)One-liner #347

September 15th 2026 EDT

What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #286

September 14th 2026 EDT

IRS: Bad Seed With Too Much Power ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #9

September 13th 2026 EDT

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room. ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #8

September 12th 2026 EDT

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light. ...Continue Reading

(j)Cooperation

September 11th 2026 EDT

I recently sent this text message: I need practice insulting people and calling them names. I'm just not very good at it. If you haven't gotten enough abuse lately, maybe we can help each other? ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #418

September 10th 2026 EDT

When he asks his first question, fire back with, "Have you ever thought about getting a job you don't have to be ashamed of?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #96

September 9th 2026 EDT

Woody Wanger Ima Wanger Yuri Wanger ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #346

September 8th 2026 EDT

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #285

September 7th 2026 EDT

IRS: Useless Morons in a Useless Agency ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #7

September 6th 2026 EDT

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. ...Continue Reading

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