March 8th 2024 EST
After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his team to vote on the three best ways to topple America. The winners? Bidenflation, stoking of racism, and restriction of our fuel supply. And now you know why life is so much tougher now! ...Continue Reading
March 7th 2024 EST
Every time he asks you a question, fire back with one of those challenge questions used for online account security. "What was your mother's maiden name? What is your favorite color? Who was your favorite teacher?" Every time you get an answer, ask why. Even for the mother's maiden name. ...Continue Reading
March 6th 2024 EST
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Gay NeighborsDick Dong WangDick Black (he's a musician, motto is "A taste of Dick Black") ...Continue Reading
March 5th 2024 EST
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it. ...Continue Reading
March 4th 2024 EST
IRS:We hate"Life is Good" ...Continue Reading
March 3rd 2024 EST
A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. ...Continue Reading
March 2nd 2024 EST
Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. ...Continue Reading
March 1st 2024 EST
After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his Secret Service detail if they were still secret. ...Continue Reading
February 29th 2024 EST
They always rattle off their name so fast, you can't possibly catch it. Ask him his name at least three times, and then ask him to spell it. When that's done, ask, "What high school did you go to?"" ...Continue Reading
February 28th 2024 EST
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Dong Dong (who's there?, ha, ha)Rick TitballDick Hunter ...Continue Reading
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