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IRS T-shirts, #279

July 27th 2026 EST

IRS: Voted Best Federal Agency by The Association of Psychopaths and Serial Killers ...Continue Reading

(j)Two Irishmen

July 26th 2026 EST

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Sean O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. Patrick developed cancer, and was dying.  While on his deathbed, Patrick told Sean, "Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere.  I 'ave one last request fir ye to do." O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything ye wish Pat, .  Consider it done." "Under me bed is a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland.  It was bottled the year I was born.  Aft ...Continue Reading

(j)A word

July 25th 2026 EST

Man: May I say a word? Woman: Please do. Man: Plethora. Woman: Thanks. That means a lot. ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

July 24th 2026 EST

Q: What's the difference between a bad rifleman and a constipated owl? A: One shoots but can't hit. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #411

July 23rd 2026 EST

If it's a man, say, "I read that 98% of men who go into telemarketing have a abnormally small penis. You don't sound like you're in the other 2%." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #89

July 22nd 2026 EST

Edie Ott Noah Spicker Heath Rowe ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #339

July 21st 2026 EST

I think the Discovery channel should be on a different channel every day. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #278

July 20th 2026 EST

IRS: Harming The Innocent Is Our Forte ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

July 19th 2026 EST

Q: What do a spider and a passionate kiss have in common? A: They both lead to the undoing of the fly. ...Continue Reading

(j)Doctor's question

July 18th 2026 EST

The doctor asked, "So how often do you have sex with your wife?" "Oh, four or five times a week." "That's more often than I get it!"  "Well, it should be. After all, she's MY wife." ...Continue Reading
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