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Mick says to Julius: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife.  The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."  Julius says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday." ...Continue Reading

Julia had been sending out cover letters and resumes with no luck. She asked her brother if he could look them over and tell her if maybe they were too generic. "I don't think so." "And you say that why exactly?" "Your cover letter is addressed Dear Sir or Madman." ...Continue Reading

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Notice how they always either rush through some slurred version of their name or say just their first name as if you know who they are? Ask them to repeat it, then ask them to spell it, then ask for their driver's license number. ...Continue Reading

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