July 17th 2026 EST
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat. ...Continue Reading
July 16th 2026 EST
Interrupt and say, "So you were bullied as a kid, right? Is this why you harass people over the phone?" ...Continue Reading
July 15th 2026 EST
Cass Trate Val Yumm Cal Orey ...Continue Reading
July 14th 2026 EST
"Do not touch, lethal poison on surface" must be one of the most terrifying things to read in Braille. ...Continue Reading
July 13th 2026 EST
IRS: Hating Humans Since 1917 ...Continue Reading
July 12th 2026 EST
19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." ...Continue Reading
July 11th 2026 EST
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service. ...Continue Reading
July 10th 2026 EST
Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin to an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!" ...Continue Reading
July 9th 2026 EST
Ask him if he has a dog. Then start talking about your dog, but make it really boring. Go into excruciating detail about a walk you went on. "First he sniffed the little purple flowers. Then he peed on the post. Next he just relaxed and let out this giant dog turd. It was in the yard of some people I don't like, so I left it on their porch." ...Continue Reading
July 8th 2026 EST
Anita Snatch Anita Dick Anita Pounding ...Continue Reading
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