July 7th 2026 EST
I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you guys didn't like it. ...Continue Reading
July 6th 2026 EST
IRS: Your Distress Is Our Joy ...Continue Reading
July 5th 2026 EST
A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked." ...Continue Reading
July 4th 2026 EST
Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it! ...Continue Reading
July 3rd 2026 EST
Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern. ...Continue Reading
July 2nd 2026 EST
Interrupt and say, "I'll bet a lot of women have told you that you're a creep." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
July 1st 2026 EST
Gus Oline Ima Nass Goodie Lei ...Continue Reading
June 30th 2026 EST
People are making end of the world jokes and it's crazy how much, like there is no tomorrow. ...Continue Reading
June 29th 2026 EST
IRS: We Don't Care That You Don't Owe We're coming after you anyhow ...Continue Reading
June 28th 2026 EST
Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him, "Where is Pakistan?" He replies, "Outside playing with Paki-Dave". ...Continue Reading
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