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I got this text from my brother recently. “Can I stay at your house for a while?"I replied, "Why?"He replied, "The old lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock. "I replied, "Seems like an over-reaction. So how long is it?"He replied, "It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat.” ...Continue Reading

Offensive Joke #4

September 6th 2025 EST

A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!” ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #47

September 5th 2025 EST

Anna Lynn TrudorAnna LitchAnna Lingus ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #286

September 4th 2025 EST

Interrupt and say, "I've heard this same line of BS from six other telescammers today. I'm just curious if you actually found someone who is gullible enough to believe it, so far in your day." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #45

September 3rd 2025 EST

Connie JobsFoo KyuCy Koe ...Continue Reading

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