September 2nd 2025 EST
I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming. ...Continue Reading
September 1st 2025 EST
IRS:When you're unhappy,We're ecstatic ...Continue Reading
August 31st 2025 EST
What’s the difference between an illegal alien and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own bike, and wanted to go home! ...Continue Reading
August 31st 2025 EST
ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own bike, and wanted to go home! ...Continue Reading
August 30th 2025 EST
Wife says to husband, “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car.” He replies, “If you take it up the ass and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!" ...Continue Reading
August 29th 2025 EST
Goff UkyerselfHarry SachsE.A. Taddick ...Continue Reading
August 28th 2025 EST
Interrupt and say, "Are you aware that 8% of people in your line of work are violently assaulted by a coworker? That's almost one in ten. Look around. How many people are in your office? Which one will assault you?" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
August 27th 2025 EST
Ben WaughYuri NassRay Tardeau ...Continue Reading
August 26th 2025 EST
I started a dating site for chickens. It's not my day job, I do it just to help make hens meet. ...Continue Reading
August 25th 2025 EST
Noah HanzBen HaddBen Long ...Continue Reading
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