August 14th 2025 EST
Reply to the first question with, "This is an unlisted number because I am in Witness Protection. Do you realize what a serious felony you committed by contacting me? What is your home address?" ...Continue Reading
August 13th 2025 EST
Swallow PetersPeter HandlerPeter Stroker ...Continue Reading
August 12th 2025 EST
Procaffienating is the tendency to not do anything until you have coffee. ...Continue Reading
August 11th 2025 EST
A businessman on his deathbed calls his friend and says, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated." With a frown on his face, his friend asks, "What do you want me to do with your ashes?" The businessman replies, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything'. " ...Continue Reading
August 10th 2025 EST
Did you hear about the guy who lowered his body temperature to absolute zero? He was 0K. ...Continue Reading
August 9th 2025 EST
The bartender said, "We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here." A neutrino walked into a bar. ...Continue Reading
August 8th 2025 EST
Robin SwindleRamit UpyuhrsDick Pinscher ...Continue Reading
August 7th 2025 EST
Interrupt and ask, "What's your social security number?" Then, "Date of birth?" Keep asking for identity information. ...Continue Reading
August 6th 2025 EST
Rob IngRobb KuntzRob Burr ...Continue Reading
August 5th 2025 EST
The black-eyed peas can sing us a tune, but the chickpeas can only hummus one. ...Continue Reading
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