March 6th 2026 EDT
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave. ...Continue Reading
March 5th 2026 EDT
Notice how they always either rush through some slurred version of their name or say just their first name as if you know who they are? Ask them to repeat it, then ask them to spell it, then ask for their driver's license number. ...Continue Reading
March 4th 2026 EDT
Seymour Less Seymour Balz Dick Stump ...Continue Reading
March 3rd 2026 EDT
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ...Continue Reading
March 2nd 2026 EDT
IRS: We Make Nightmares Come True ...Continue Reading
March 1st 2026 EDT
The bar was walked into by the passive voice. ...Continue Reading
February 28th 2026 EDT
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. ...Continue Reading
February 27th 2026 EDT
Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar. ...Continue Reading
February 26th 2026 EDT
Say, "It's really good to hear from you! It's been a few hours since anyone called to scam me, and I was feeling neglected." ...Continue Reading
February 25th 2026 EDT
Seymour Blind Seymour Deaf Seymour Dick ...Continue Reading
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