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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year- old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying a mail order bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eigh ...Continue Reading

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height of da flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don’t haff a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just ...Continue Reading

A friend underwent GI surgery, which left her with a bad gas problem that the surgeon said would resolve once her biota re-established itself. But in the meantime, she was suffering from massive releases of loud farts. I suggested a way for her to reduce the embarrassment. "Just pretend to answer your phone," I said. "But before you bring it to your ear, say that's the ringtone you use for when your husband calls." ...Continue Reading

Telescammers often ask for you by name. "Hello, Jeff?" Say, "I'll get him. Hold on a moment." Scream JEFF really loud into the phone. Wait 10 seconds and say, "Here he comes". Wait another 10 seconds. Then, changing your voice, "This is Bruce. What can I do for you?" If he asks for Jeff, repeat the whole charade. If he goes into his sales pitch, wait until he's done. Then say, "Oh, I think you wanted Jeff." Repeat the whole charade. ...Continue Reading

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