What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. ...Continue Reading

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Law of Rug Configuration - No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long. ...Continue Reading

Law of Dinner Table Attendance - Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. ...Continue Reading

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Interrupt and say, "I'm sorry about your brother's drug addiction."  He'll probably say he doesn't even have a brother, much less one on drugs. After a bit, ask some stupid question about the addiction. "Did he try a support group?" ...Continue Reading

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A fellow decided to have a Halloween party, with the theme being a costume that represents an emotion. On the night of the party, the house began filling with people. A married couple entered, and the man said, "My costume's all brown because I feel like shit." His wife said, "All the colors? I have PMS." A beautiful woman entered, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves.  "I'm red with anger." A woman in a green dress arrived, stating she was green with envy. Two minutes later, ano ...Continue Reading

Well, there's good news for many Americans. The IRS plan to penalize the parents of children who fail to report Halloween candy as income will be limited to waitresses, waiters, teachers, and small business owners. ...Continue Reading

Just bought the wife some new black frilly crotchless knickers. It's not for the sex; it's so she can get a better grip on her broomstick while she's out on Halloween. ...Continue Reading