He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm in the foursome behind you." ...Continue Reading

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Dolores) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure.  She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly ...Continue Reading

When he asks a question, say, "Excuse me. I thought I heard you say you were castrated. Can you tell me more about that?" He'll deny saying it, at which point you angrily retort, "Are you calling me a liar?" ...Continue Reading

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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit." ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "Did either of your parents work in an honest job, or did they both go into something disreputable such as telemarketing or drug dealing? ...Continue Reading