September 23rd 2025 EDT
If you lose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers. ...Continue Reading
September 22nd 2025 EDT
The IRS now has an official bird: the flat-billed butt banger. ...Continue Reading
September 21st 2025 EDT
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny. Is that spooky or what? ...Continue Reading
September 20th 2025 EDT
My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going." I said to her, “Judging by the look on your face, you’re going." "How so?" "When you’re coming, you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle!” ...Continue Reading
September 19th 2025 EDT
Wayne KerrYufe UckerYu Wong ...Continue Reading
September 18th 2025 EDT
Keep asking him clothing size questions. "What did you say your shoe size is?" Ask about hat size, waist size, inseam, shirt size, does he prefer a narrow tie or a wide tie….. ...Continue Reading
September 17th 2025 EDT
Rheems ButzColin RipperLou Zerr ...Continue Reading
September 16th 2025 EDT
Cats can memorize over 250 commands. But they don't want to. ...Continue Reading
September 15th 2025 EDT
IRS:Ruining LivesSince 1917 ...Continue Reading
September 14th 2025 EDT
Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the hell out of a dude at a party. In my defense, when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your instincts kick in. ...Continue Reading
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