July 25th 2025 EST
A restaurant has a sign that says, "$500 if we fail to fill your order." A guy walks in there and orders an elephant ear sandwich on rye. After a few minutes, the head chef arrives at his table and hands him five $100 bills. He says to the customer, "That's the first time in 10 years we've been out of rye bread." ...Continue Reading
July 24th 2025 EST
Telescammers usually have a name, along with the phone number. When the telescammer says, "Hi, may I speak to Ron?" Even if you are Ron, say, "This is Bill. What can I help you with?" The Telescammer will either ask for Ron or talk to Bill. In which either case, you say, "You were calling for Fred, right?" Then just keep tossing out different names until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
July 23rd 2025 EST
Fah KyuDara LichtDick Lichter ...Continue Reading
July 22nd 2025 EST
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. ...Continue Reading
July 21st 2025 EST
IRS:We Make LifeMiserableEspecially If You're Innocent ...Continue Reading
July 20th 2025 EST
Three women are talking about their adult children. The first one says her son graduated first in his class from medical school and is now a cardiac surgeon making $400,000 a year. The second one says her daughter is an attorney at a prestigious law firm and made $500,000 last year. The third one says her son is a repairman who makes well over a million dollars a year. He lives in a 40,000 square foot mansion and owns several exotic cars. Confused, the first woman asks, "What kind of repairman makes that kind ...Continue Reading
July 19th 2025 EST
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. ...Continue Reading
July 18th 2025 EST
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. ...Continue Reading
July 17th 2025 EST
Keep interrupting and asking for ID information. "What was your name again? Can you spell that, please? Your date of birth? What is your social security number? What is your mother's maiden name?" If he hasn't hung up yet, ask "What is your highest level of education?" Whatever the answer is, say, "It was completely wasted on you, I see. Don't call me again." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
July 16th 2025 EST
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