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(j)Restaurant Sign

July 25th 2025 EST

A restaurant has a sign that says, "$500 if we fail to fill your order." A guy walks in there and orders an elephant ear sandwich on rye. After a few minutes, the head chef arrives at his table and hands him five $100 bills. He says to the customer, "That's the first time in 10 years we've been out of rye bread." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #280

July 24th 2025 EST

Telescammers usually have a name, along with the phone number. When the telescammer says, "Hi, may I speak to Ron?" Even if you are Ron, say, "This is Bill. What can I help you with?" The Telescammer will either ask for Ron or talk to Bill. In which either case, you say, "You were calling for Fred, right?" Then just keep tossing out different names until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #30

July 23rd 2025 EST

Fah KyuDara LichtDick Lichter ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #297

July 22nd 2025 EST

If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #248

July 21st 2025 EST

IRS:We Make LifeMiserableEspecially If You're Innocent ...Continue Reading

(j)My son the repairman

July 20th 2025 EST

Three women are talking about their adult children. The first one says her son graduated first in his class from medical school and is now a cardiac surgeon making $400,000 a year. The second one says her daughter is an attorney at a prestigious law firm and made $500,000 last year. The third one says her son is a repairman who makes well over a million dollars a year. He lives in a 40,000 square foot mansion and owns several exotic cars. Confused, the first woman asks, "What kind of repairman makes that kind ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #7

July 19th 2025 EST

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #6

July 18th 2025 EST

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #279

July 17th 2025 EST

Keep interrupting and asking for ID information. "What was your name again? Can you spell that, please? Your date of birth? What is your social security number? What is your mother's maiden name?" If he hasn't hung up yet, ask "What is your highest level of education?" Whatever the answer is, say, "It was completely wasted on you, I see. Don't call me again." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #29

July 16th 2025 EST

Jack MeihoffDick LessChokon Mikok ...Continue Reading
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