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(j)One-liner #296

July 15th 2025 EST

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again. ...Continue Reading

(j)New Test Subjects

July 14th 2025 EST

Laboratory researchers are starting to use IRS employees instead of rats, now. There are two reasons for this: 1. They don't feel as bad if the experiment causes pain or suffering. 2. There are some things even a rat won't do. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #5

July 13th 2025 EST

He wears glasses during math because it improves division. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #4

July 12th 2025 EST

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #3

July 11th 2025 EST

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #278

July 10th 2025 EST

Interrupt and say, "I would really like to describe my last bowel movement in detail. Do you have 20 minutes?" After his response, say, "I don't have time to listen about your crap either." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #28

July 9th 2025 EST

Ukan SuhkhoffDick TwisterRandy Cox ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #295

July 8th 2025 EST

I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do. When I checked on him later he had only done numbers 1, 3, and 5 from the list. Turns out he does only odd jobs. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #247

July 7th 2025 EST

IRS:Where Hatred RulesandCompassion is Dead ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #2

July 6th 2025 EST

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. ...Continue Reading
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