November 15th 2025 EDT
A wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 25 yr-old bride who is pregnant with my child.So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit ...Continue Reading
November 14th 2025 EDT
It was odd that she reported having undergone castration. The actual procedure was catherization. ...Continue Reading
November 13th 2025 EDT
Edgar's family has two traditions. One tradition is every Thanksgiving, Edgar strips naked and screws the turkey until he collapses, exhausted, in a sweaty heap. They don't stuff it (Edgar took care of that part), but they do bake it. The other tradition is Edgar always takes his family to the annual IRS employee picnic. Pretty much the same thing. ...Continue Reading
November 12th 2025 EDT
Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving. ...Continue Reading
November 12th 2025 EDT
It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one." "OK. Let me see what's left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?" The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minute ...Continue Reading
November 11th 2025 EDT
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. ...Continue Reading
November 10th 2025 EDT
IRS: The Place WhereHuman DecencyDoes Not Exist ...Continue Reading
November 9th 2025 EDT
He reported a history of new money fever. It turned out he didn't get all hot and bothered about wining the lottery or reaping an inheritance. He'd had a fever from pneumonia. ...Continue Reading
November 8th 2025 EDT
She reported having Grandma Ceaser's [Grand maul seizures] ...Continue Reading
November 7th 2025 EDT
This gentleman had "fecal therapy". What a load of crap! He actually had physical therapy. ...Continue Reading
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