June 5th 2025 EST
Interrupt and ask, "What did you say your name is, again?" Then spell it very slowly. Keep focusing on the name. "Is that Irish?" Spell the name again, and get it wrong. Then ask, "Who did you say I am?" Do the spelling thing all over again. ...Continue Reading
June 4th 2025 EST
Dwayne PipeLowden ClearRusty Nails ...Continue Reading
June 3rd 2025 EST
Have you heard about the group called D.A.M.? That's Mothers Against Dyslexia. ...Continue Reading
June 2nd 2025 EST
Stephen Ambrose is writing a new book. But this time, it's not about soldiers. It's about IRS employees. The title is "Band of Bastards." ...Continue Reading
June 1st 2025 EST
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with 'Yiddishisms'. ...Continue Reading
May 31st 2025 EST
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. ...Continue Reading
May 30th 2025 EST
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. ...Continue Reading
May 29th 2025 EST
Say, "When did you eat lunch?" Once he answers say, "Well here comes my lunch back up because you telemarketers make me sick." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. ...Continue Reading
May 28th 2025 EST
Anna Sasin Dee ZasterDan Druff ...Continue Reading
May 27th 2025 EST
My boss calls me "the computer". That's because I am good at crunching numbers, but because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. ...Continue Reading
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