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What were the parents thinking, names #29

July 16th 2025 EDT

Jack MeihoffDick LessChokon Mikok ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #296

July 15th 2025 EDT

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again. ...Continue Reading

(j)New Test Subjects

July 14th 2025 EDT

Laboratory researchers are starting to use IRS employees instead of rats, now. There are two reasons for this: 1. They don't feel as bad if the experiment causes pain or suffering. 2. There are some things even a rat won't do. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #5

July 13th 2025 EDT

He wears glasses during math because it improves division. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #4

July 12th 2025 EDT

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #3

July 11th 2025 EDT

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #278

July 10th 2025 EDT

Interrupt and say, "I would really like to describe my last bowel movement in detail. Do you have 20 minutes?" After his response, say, "I don't have time to listen about your crap either." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #28

July 9th 2025 EDT

Ukan SuhkhoffDick TwisterRandy Cox ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #295

July 8th 2025 EDT

I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do. When I checked on him later he had only done numbers 1, 3, and 5 from the list. Turns out he does only odd jobs. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #247

July 7th 2025 EDT

IRS:Where Hatred RulesandCompassion is Dead ...Continue Reading
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