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(j)One-liner #286

May 6th 2025 EST

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym buns, just like the ones grammar used to bake. ...Continue Reading

IRS Diagnosis

May 5th 2025 EST

An IRS employee says, "Doctor, every time I have sex with a woman my eyes burn." Doctor replies, "That'd be the pepper spray.'' ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #6

May 4th 2025 EST

- On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #5

May 3rd 2025 EST

- From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket: "If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member." ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #4

May 2nd 2025 EST

- On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #268

May 1st 2025 EST

In a droll voice, say, "I just heard you fart." Then pepper him with questions about his constant farting. When did it start, has it gotten worse lately, when did he first know he had a problem, has he tried joining a support group, etc. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #18

April 30th 2025 EST

Rick O'SheaCarrie OakeyTerry Bill ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #285

April 29th 2025 EST

What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #242

April 28th 2025 EST

IRS:InsaneReprobateScumbags ...Continue Reading

Real Sign #3

April 27th 2025 EST

- In a Pennsylvania cemetary: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." ...Continue Reading
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