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(j)One-liner #344

August 25th 2026 EDT

With great power comes a great electricity bill. Watt a powerfull message. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #283

August 24th 2026 EDT

IRS: Staffed by Sociopaths ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #2

August 23rd 2026 EDT

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. ...Continue Reading

Cat Law #1

August 22nd 2026 EDT

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. ...Continue Reading

(j)Bugs in the bush

August 21st 2026 EDT

Tony had come over from Italy a short time ago and his English was not very good. His wife had a bad case of crabs in her pubic hair, so Tony went to the drug store and asked the clerk, "My wife, she has'a bugs in the bush". The clerk though that Tony's wife had insects in her garden and gave Tony a bottle of insecticide and told him to use one tablespoon per gallon and spray the bushes and that would get rid of the bugs. Tony took the insecticide home and thought the infestation in her pubic hair was s ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #415

August 20th 2026 EDT

Randomly cough, and then ask him to repeat himself. After a few rounds of this, go into an extended fake coughing jag. After you've stopped, he'll start his con again. If you do another extended fake coughing jag, he should just hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #93

August 19th 2026 EDT

Wai Dong Yu Foo Abel Two ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #343

August 18th 2026 EDT

"I hate reading Victor Hugo," said Les miserably. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #282

August 17th 2026 EDT

IRS: Providing Jobs for the Seriously Disturbed Since 1913 ...Continue Reading

Dual ailments

August 16th 2026 EDT

I suffer from agoraphobia and cabin fever. So I scream when I go out, and I scream when I come in. ...Continue Reading
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