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What were the parents thinking, names #83

June 10th 2026 EDT

Russ Tedd Noah Time Stu Wing ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #333

June 9th 2026 EDT

My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #272

June 8th 2026 EDT

IRS: Now Hiring! People with a Conscience Need Not Apply ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #9

June 7th 2026 EDT

My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.... "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #8

June 6th 2026 EDT

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!" He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it." She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!" ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #7

June 5th 2026 EDT

What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists. (Shipman was a doctor and a prolific serial killer) ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #404

June 4th 2026 EDT

Ask, "Have you ever won the lottery?" He'll say no. Come back with, "You can imagine how the winners feel, right?" He'll say something positive. Then you say, "That's the opposite of how I feel when I get yet another telescammer call." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #82

June 3rd 2026 EDT

Jack Kass Liv Verr Ian Salt ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #332

June 2nd 2026 EDT

Turning vegan is a big missed steak. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #272

June 1st 2026 EDT

Now Hiring! People with a Conscience Need Not Apply ...Continue Reading
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