January 28th 2026 EST
Cummin Sider Cummin Harder Cummin Egan ...Continue Reading
January 27th 2026 EST
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ...Continue Reading
January 26th 2026 EST
Enjoy this while you can. Sure, parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be kid. Maybe you should start now. ...Continue Reading
January 25th 2026 EST
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. ...Continue Reading
January 24th 2026 EST
Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be perky or as polite as Jennifer Aniston. ...Continue Reading
January 23rd 2026 EST
Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get summers off. Nor even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on. ...Continue Reading
January 22nd 2026 EST
Tell the scammer, "I work in telemarketing, too. My whole family hates me. So how's it going for you?" ...Continue Reading
January 21st 2026 EST
Noel Branes Les Branes Les Moore ...Continue Reading
January 20th 2026 EST
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. ...Continue Reading
January 19th 2026 EST
IRS: Irresponsible Rotten Scumbags ...Continue Reading
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