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IRS T-shirts, #251

September 29th 2025 EDT

Incompetence + Unfettered Power = IRS ...Continue Reading

Offensive Joke #11

September 28th 2025 EDT

Offensive Joke #10

September 27th 2025 EDT

The missus asked me, “When you’re away on a business trip, do you think about me?”  Apparently, “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #53

September 26th 2025 EDT

Colin PlungerLou SeeOh Kay ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #289

September 25th 2025 EDT

Interrupt and ask, "Do you sleep on a Queen size bed or a Twin size?" Keep asking that, no matter how many times he answers it. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #52

September 24th 2025 EDT

Kay OtticYu SeeKay Bull ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #306

September 23rd 2025 EDT

If you lose a sock in the dryer, it returns as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any containers. ...Continue Reading

IRS Official Bird

September 22nd 2025 EDT

The IRS now has an official bird: the flat-billed butt banger. ...Continue Reading

Offensive Joke #9

September 21st 2025 EDT

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny. Is that spooky or what? ...Continue Reading

Offensive Joke #8

September 20th 2025 EDT

My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going." I said to her, “Judging by the look on your face, you’re going." "How so?" "When you’re coming, you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle!” ...Continue Reading
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