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What were the parents thinking, names #51

September 19th 2025 EDT

Wayne KerrYufe UckerYu Wong ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #288

September 18th 2025 EDT

Keep asking him clothing size questions. "What did you say your shoe size is?" Ask about hat size, waist size, inseam, shirt size, does he prefer a narrow tie or a wide tie….. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #50

September 17th 2025 EDT

Rheems ButzColin RipperLou Zerr ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #305

September 16th 2025 EDT

Cats can memorize over 250 commands. But they don't want to. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #250

September 15th 2025 EDT

IRS:Ruining LivesSince 1917 ...Continue Reading

Offensive Joke #7

September 14th 2025 EDT

Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the hell out of a dude at a party. In my defense, when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your instincts kick in. ...Continue Reading

Offensive Joke #6

September 13th 2025 EDT

I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have run. But you don’t get offers like that every day. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #49

September 12th 2025 EDT

Evon SudeddRay CistDick Waad ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #287

September 11th 2025 EDT

Keep interrupting and asking, "What did you say my name is, again?" [He will at first think you asked him to repeat HIS name] ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #48

September 10th 2025 EDT

Jack InoffB.L. OmiMia Dick ...Continue Reading
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