I would like to share an experience with all of you, having to do with drinking and driving. As you know, some people have had brushes with the authorities on their way home. One of my friends has done something about it. The other night, he was out for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends. After having far too much vino, my friend--knowing he was totally wasted--decided to do something he had never done before. He took a bus home.  He arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surp ...Continue Reading

Classes for Men: Day Two EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?Group discussion and role play  HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation  REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOSTReal life testimonial from the one man who did  IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation  LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNEROnline class and role playing  HOW TO BE THE ID ...Continue Reading

Classes for Men: Day One  HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYSStep by step guide with slide presentation  TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Roundtable discussion  DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)  DISHES & TABLEWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.  LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups  LEARNING HOW T ...Continue Reading

After he makes his opening statement, which likely includes slurring his name, say, "Wow! A real telemarketer! I have been waiting for my whole life to get a telemarketing call! Wait, I have to go tell my wife!" Then set the phone down and don't pick it up again until the call has ended. ...Continue Reading

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Felix was playing golf with the town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out."  The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting assistance with removing the snakes.  "You've got to be kidding," Felix replied in astonishment. "People actually call the fire department to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"  "Well," ...Continue Reading

A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary. The little boy (who had been looking out his window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"  The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant the same question.  The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled a ...Continue Reading

Jimmy Piersall, on how to diaper a baby:  "Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond, with you at bat.  Then, fold second-base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first-base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call-the-game and start all over again." ...Continue Reading