May 27th 2025 EDT
My boss calls me "the computer". That's because I am good at crunching numbers, but because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. ...Continue Reading
May 26th 2025 EDT
Useless AgencyStaffed By DefectivePsychopaths ...Continue Reading
May 25th 2025 EDT
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash ...Continue Reading
May 24th 2025 EDT
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. ...Continue Reading
May 23rd 2025 EDT
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. ...Continue Reading
May 22nd 2025 EDT
Interrupt with, "Excuse me while I throw up." Then make loud puking sounds into the phone. Come back to the conversation, then repeat. Keep doing that until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
May 21st 2025 EDT
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May 20th 2025 EDT
I use a thesaurus because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. ...Continue Reading
May 19th 2025 EDT
How people dress greatly affects the outcome of their job interviews. But what you should wear varies with the type of work you're seeking. Here are some tips you can share with job seekers you know. Generally:1. If the job is at a factory, wear a dress shirt and slacks.2. If the job is for a nonmanagerial position, men should wear a shirt and tie. Women should dress at that level.3. If the job is for a managerial position, men should wear a suit and women should dress at that level. But exceptions do exist. F ...Continue Reading
May 18th 2025 EDT
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...Continue Reading
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