March 7th 2025 EST
What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving. ...Continue Reading
March 6th 2025 EST
Suddenly interrupt and say in a whisper, "Did you hear that? It sounds like someone just broke into my house." Wait a few seconds, during which the caller will strain to hear. Then scream at the top of your lungs, "Help! Police! Please don't kill me!" Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
March 5th 2025 EST
P EnnisIma GrossweinerDick Power ...Continue Reading
March 4th 2025 EST
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot. ...Continue Reading
March 3rd 2025 EST
Now HiringLow-Life Butt SlimeWhackos Who Enjoy Hurting People ...Continue Reading
March 2nd 2025 EST
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. ...Continue Reading
March 1st 2025 EST
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop ...Continue Reading
February 28th 2025 EST
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson ...Continue Reading
February 27th 2025 EST
Interrupt him every few seconds and ask, "Did you say you're with the mortgage company?" Change it up to the vacuum cleaner company, the lawncare service, etc. ...Continue Reading
February 26th 2025 EST
Ita DickHarry DongMike Lamm ...Continue Reading
This mailing list is announce-only.
Some bawdy stuff, but no gratuitous profanity. Much of the material is original, not simply passed along from someone else
We do not share your information with anyone else or use it to sell you anything. It's just a joke list.