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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #284

August 21st 2025 EDT

Pepper the idiot with a series of stupid questions, like the pointless ones asked in job interviews. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What is your favorite color? What's the dumbest mistake you ever made? ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #40

August 20th 2025 EDT

Phat DongT WattsC Undt ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #301

August 19th 2025 EDT

I told my suitcases, "No travel this year." Now I am dealing with emotional baggage. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #39

August 18th 2025 EDT

Dom BassOliver HoleIta Crack ...Continue Reading

Nerd joke #4

August 17th 2025 EDT

A guy walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that reads, "Home of the Meanest Grilled Cheese in Town." So he orders the grilled cheese. When his bill arrives the waitress asks him how he liked the sandwich. "Eh, it was about average." Nerd joke #5 There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "You drive. I'll man the gun."              ...Continue Reading

Nerd joke #3

August 16th 2025 EDT

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #38

August 15th 2025 EDT

Udom FokkerStu PiddDom Ash ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #283

August 14th 2025 EDT

Reply to the first question with, "This is an unlisted number because I am in Witness Protection. Do you realize what a serious felony you committed by contacting me? What is your home address?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #37

August 13th 2025 EDT

Swallow PetersPeter HandlerPeter Stroker ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #300

August 12th 2025 EDT

Procaffienating is the tendency to not do anything until you have coffee. ...Continue Reading
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