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(j)One-liner #276

February 25th 2025 EST

An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true. ...Continue Reading

IRS Genie

February 24th 2025 EST

The story starts out in the usual way. A man on a beach finds a bottle. Except here, he's a cowboy (don't ask). Then we get to the genie part. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #23

February 23rd 2025 EST

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley,  Artist (1928-1995) ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #22

February 22nd 2025 EST

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #21

February 21st 2025 EST

The ultimate  result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with  fools. - Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)   ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #258

February 20th 2025 EST

Keep interrupting and asking about the weather where he is. Ask the same question each time. "So how's the weather where you are?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #8

February 19th 2025 EST

Sum Ting WongMoe RonnMother Tucker ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #275

February 18th 2025 EST

NASA announced a new policy "to deal with UFOs going forward.”  So what if the UFO is going backwards? ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #237

February 17th 2025 EST

IRS:We are theGestapoon Steroids ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #20

February 16th 2025 EST

 The only  difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves  the skin. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading
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