February 25th 2025 EST
An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true. ...Continue Reading
February 24th 2025 EST
The story starts out in the usual way. A man on a beach finds a bottle. Except here, he's a cowboy (don't ask). Then we get to the genie part. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust ...Continue Reading
February 23rd 2025 EST
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) ...Continue Reading
February 22nd 2025 EST
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. - Mark Twain ...Continue Reading
February 21st 2025 EST
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) ...Continue Reading
February 20th 2025 EST
Keep interrupting and asking about the weather where he is. Ask the same question each time. "So how's the weather where you are?" ...Continue Reading
February 19th 2025 EST
Sum Ting WongMoe RonnMother Tucker ...Continue Reading
February 18th 2025 EST
NASA announced a new policy "to deal with UFOs going forward.” So what if the UFO is going backwards? ...Continue Reading
February 17th 2025 EST
IRS:We are theGestapoon Steroids ...Continue Reading
February 16th 2025 EST
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain ...Continue Reading
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