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Small businss owners are bombarded by telescammer calls. If you are one of those beleagured people, you've no doubt been greeted with, "Hello, may I speak with the business owner?" At that point, reply with, "He's just been arrested on racketeering charges. Would you like to speak to the Executive Vice President?" If the telescammer agrees, say, "He's meeting with his parole officer right now. I suppose this is about a loan. Would you like to speak with our CFO?" When he agrees, give some o ...Continue Reading

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I went to the store to get a box of prunes, and I found they all look exactly like Maxine Waters. It's amazing what Del Monte can do with fruit, these days. ...Continue Reading

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“In English,” the professor said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, a double negative is still a negative. However,” he pointed out, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.” ...Continue Reading

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A restaurant has a sign that says, "$500 if we fail to fill your order." A guy walks in there and orders an elephant ear sandwich on rye. After a few minutes, the head chef arrives at his table and hands him five $100 bills. He says to the customer, "That's the first time in 10 years we've been out of rye bread." ...Continue Reading

Telescammers usually have a name, along with the phone number. When the telescammer says, "Hi, may I speak to Ron?" Even if you are Ron, say, "This is Bill. What can I help you with?" The Telescammer will either ask for Ron or talk to Bill. In which either case, you say, "You were calling for Fred, right?" Then just keep tossing out different names until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading

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