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(j)Great Truth #11

January 26th 2025 EST

Government's view  of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it.  If it keeps moving, regulate it.  And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan  (1986)   ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #10

January 25th 2025 EST

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of  everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat,  French economist(1801-1850) ...Continue Reading

Biden Jokes: The Complete Collection

January 24th 2025 EST

Biden Jokes: The Complete CollectionOn Monday the 20th of January, our national hero rightfully resumed office and began using that office to repair America instead of destroy America.During the four year communist occupation with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of these jokes. It's a big collection, now. As promised, I am sending all of them at once so you can have some laughs about the Biden travesty during the early stages of our ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #254

January 23rd 2025 EST

Interrupt the telescammer and ask, "Did you say your name is Jim Russo?" Keep doing this, it will drive him nuts. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #4

January 22nd 2025 EST

Hugo MeinutzWon Hung LoRhea Tardo ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #271

January 21st 2025 EST

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #235

January 20th 2025 EST

IRS:Now HiringEven MoreUseless People  But Trump will stop this! ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #9

January 19th 2025 EST

Giving money and  power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage  boys. - P.J. O'Rourke,  Civil Libertarian ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #8

January 18th 2025 EST

Foreign aid might  be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University ...Continue Reading

Masking

January 17th 2025 EST

Is it merely a coincidence that the mask fetish started when the head of Biden Crime Family became POTUS? ******* This is the last Joe Biden joke because we have at long last arrived at the end of this nightmare. On Monday, our national hero will rightfully resume office and begin using that office to repair America instead of destroy America. During this communist experiment with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of the ...Continue Reading
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