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Pun for the day, #4

July 12th 2025 EDT

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #3

July 11th 2025 EDT

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #278

July 10th 2025 EDT

Interrupt and say, "I would really like to describe my last bowel movement in detail. Do you have 20 minutes?" After his response, say, "I don't have time to listen about your crap either." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #28

July 9th 2025 EDT

Ukan SuhkhoffDick TwisterRandy Cox ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #295

July 8th 2025 EDT

I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do. When I checked on him later he had only done numbers 1, 3, and 5 from the list. Turns out he does only odd jobs. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #247

July 7th 2025 EDT

IRS:Where Hatred RulesandCompassion is Dead ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #2

July 6th 2025 EDT

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. ...Continue Reading

Pun for the day, #1

July 5th 2025 EDT

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers ...Continue Reading

(j) Making Babies

July 4th 2025 EDT

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."  The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"  "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #277

July 3rd 2025 EDT

Blurt out, "The most boring job I ever had? I'm glad you asked." Then start yammering about some idiotic job you never had and how it bored you to tears. "I was a paper napkin inspector for a hospital. I had to make sure the napkins were folded properly. Do you know how many ways there are to fold a napkin? I really hated that job. I'll bet you really hate yours. Why don't you hang up right now and quit?" ...Continue Reading
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