I used to feel like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check. ...Continue Reading

IRS:We Have ThePower to DestroyAnd Get Off Using It ...Continue Reading

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.  Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"  Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."  They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on.  One day soon afterward, So ...Continue Reading

The Biden era of communism, racism, censorship, and gas lighting was a disaster that we are going to be digging out from for a long time. The American people chose a true hero to lead the recovery, and he chose a team of excellent, intelligent, moral people in contrast to his predecessor's team of incompetent, morally bankrupt morons. ...Continue Reading

 When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they worked for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation. ...Continue Reading

When the telescammer pauses to take a breath, ask, "Can you please repeat that in English?" ...Continue Reading

Fannie LickerDick ThrasherHardy Harr ...Continue Reading

Police have arrested the World Tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence. ...Continue Reading

Three pregnant women were knitting sweaters for their soon-to-arrive babies, and chatting. The first one said to the others, "I'm taking folic acid, so my baby will be healthy and have a robust immune system." The second said, "Oh, I'm taking lots of calcium so my baby will be strong and grow tall." The third one, an IRS employee, said, "I'm taking Thalidomide." The others reacted, of course, with horror. "Thalidomide! Why would you take that?" "I don ...Continue Reading

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ...Continue Reading