When the telescammer asks you the first question, say, "I'm not from Mississippi". When he responds to that, very slowly spell it out. He should hang up before you get to the second i. If you get to the end, then say, "I'm not from Arkansas either." ...Continue Reading

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My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i. ...Continue Reading

Abe and Esther are flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, our engines have quit and we will attempt an emergency landing on an uncharted island below us.  We may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" But the plane lands safely, and an hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did you send the IRS quarterly es ...Continue Reading

 Democracy must be  something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for  dinner. - James Bovard, Civil  Libertarian (1994) ...Continue Reading

A liberal is  someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon  Liddy ...Continue Reading

Biden has fully embraced DEI:  Division, Extremists, and Inflation. ...Continue Reading

Keep asking, "When is the last time you took a dump? I think you are overdue." ...Continue Reading

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ...Continue Reading