February 14th 2026 EDT
Two California businessmen were lunching together. Fred says, "I hired a professional worrier so that I don't have to worry anymore. Now I have so much less stress!" Mike says, "That sounds great. How much does he cost?" Fred, "$150,000 a month." Mike, "Yikes, that's a lot of money! How are you going to pay for that?" Fred, "That's his worry." ...Continue Reading
February 13th 2026 EDT
I was in a gift shop and saw a necklace that was most unusual. When the sales person told me it was made from alligator teeth, I pointed out that it was significantly more expensive than the pearl necklace next to it and asked why. She said, "Anybody can open an oyster." ...Continue Reading
February 12th 2026 EDT
Write down a few of the scams you get pitched by telescammers. Then the next time a telescammer calls you, respond to his questions with one of these. ...Continue Reading
February 11th 2026 EDT
Noah Moore Noah Less Teri Bull ...Continue Reading
February 10th 2026 EDT
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge. ...Continue Reading
February 9th 2026 EDT
IRS: Anal Intruders Here We Come ...Continue Reading
February 8th 2026 EDT
Q: What kind of grades did the pirate get in school? A: High Cs ...Continue Reading
February 7th 2026 EDT
A slice of apple pie costs $3.00 in Jamaica and $3.50 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie rates in the Caribbean. ...Continue Reading
February 6th 2026 EDT
Q: What does a pirate pay for his hook and peg? A: An arm and a leg. ...Continue Reading
February 5th 2026 EDT
Interrupt and say, "You sound like a person with bad breath. Am I right?" ...Continue Reading
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