There's a new doll on the market. It's the IRS Barbie. It drives the Ken Barbie doll to suicide, forces you to sell your Barbie doll house, causes your retirement savings to disappear, and claims you are a "customer." ...Continue Reading

He wrote "flea bites" instead of phlebitis. ...Continue Reading

He said he had prostrate cancer. [Don't lie down, and it will go away!] ...Continue Reading

He said the doctor operated on him using a scaffold. [scalpel] ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and say, "Let me guess. You got a funky liberal arts degree in some esoteric major instead of learning a trade or getting a degree an employer will pay you for, so now you are so desperate for a job you sunk to telemarketing. Am I right?" ...Continue Reading

Dick PinscherRay PurrGail Force ...Continue Reading

The inventor of the door bell did not own a dog. ...Continue Reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4fu90taz_8 ...Continue Reading

A fellow decided to have a Halloween party, with the theme being a costume that represents an emotion.  On the night of the party, the house began filling with people. A married couple entered, and the man said, "My costume's all brown because I feel like shit." His wife said, "All the colors? I have PMS." A beautiful woman entered, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves.  "I'm red with anger." A woman in a green dress arrived, stating she was green with envy.&nbs ...Continue Reading

Well, there's good news for many Americans. The IRS plan to penalize the parents of children who fail to report Halloween candy as income will be limited to waitresses, waiters, teachers, and small business owners. ...Continue Reading