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A guy walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that reads, "Home of the Meanest Grilled Cheese in Town." So he orders the grilled cheese. When his bill arrives the waitress asks him how he liked the sandwich. "Eh, it was about average." Nerd joke #5 There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "You drive. I'll man the gun." ...Continue Reading
August 16th 2025 EDT
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. ...Continue Reading
August 15th 2025 EDT
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August 14th 2025 EDT
Reply to the first question with, "This is an unlisted number because I am in Witness Protection. Do you realize what a serious felony you committed by contacting me? What is your home address?" ...Continue Reading
August 13th 2025 EDT
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August 12th 2025 EDT
Procaffienating is the tendency to not do anything until you have coffee. ...Continue Reading
August 11th 2025 EDT
A businessman on his deathbed calls his friend and says, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated." With a frown on his face, his friend asks, "What do you want me to do with your ashes?" The businessman replies, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything'. " ...Continue Reading
August 10th 2025 EDT
Did you hear about the guy who lowered his body temperature to absolute zero? He was 0K. ...Continue Reading
August 9th 2025 EDT
The bartender said, "We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here." A neutrino walked into a bar. ...Continue Reading
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