January 27th 2025 EDT
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. Immediately, he starts thinking of his three wishes. But life does not work that way with the IRS ...Continue Reading
January 26th 2025 EDT
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan (1986) ...Continue Reading
January 25th 2025 EDT
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850) ...Continue Reading
January 24th 2025 EDT
Biden Jokes: The Complete CollectionOn Monday the 20th of January, our national hero rightfully resumed office and began using that office to repair America instead of destroy America.During the four year communist occupation with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of these jokes. It's a big collection, now. As promised, I am sending all of them at once so you can have some laughs about the Biden travesty during the early stages of our ...Continue Reading
January 23rd 2025 EDT
Interrupt the telescammer and ask, "Did you say your name is Jim Russo?" Keep doing this, it will drive him nuts. ...Continue Reading
January 22nd 2025 EDT
Hugo MeinutzWon Hung LoRhea Tardo ...Continue Reading
January 21st 2025 EDT
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see. ...Continue Reading
January 20th 2025 EDT
IRS:Now HiringEven MoreUseless People But Trump will stop this! ...Continue Reading
January 19th 2025 EDT
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian ...Continue Reading
January 18th 2025 EDT
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University ...Continue Reading
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