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(j)Christmas Question of the Day

December 1st 2024 EST

What do the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while Santa and the boys are gone?They go into town and blow a few bucks. ...Continue Reading

(j)Dear Abby Christmas

November 30th 2024 EST

Based on a true story….  Dear Abby, Back in February, we came under IRS assault for taxes we don't even owe. We've got proof we paid our taxes, but they've ignored all this. Both my husband and I lost our jobs due to the harassment. We've got liens and levies and it's a real struggle. A friend got my husband a job as a stripper at a gay night club. My husband does not like gay people, but took the job because we are desperate. He's really miserable. Is there anything special I can do for him thi ...Continue Reading

Which Stock is it?

November 29th 2024 EST

Liberals wear their Birkenstocks to show membership in their clan. Now thanks to Joe "Brainless" Biden and Cackling Kamala, their clan is a laughingstock. ...Continue Reading

(j)Bare tree

November 28th 2024 EST

I went to my friend's house recently and noticed that his Christmas tree was bare except for a shotgun shell near the top. I asked, "What's the deal, no decorations?" Puzzled, he looked at me and said, "What do you mean? It's a cartridge in a bare tree." ...Continue Reading

(j)Crappy Christmas

November 27th 2024 EST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x39L3fpGhsI ...Continue Reading

(j)Cat Christmas

November 26th 2024 EST

https://twitter.com/i/status/1857712780427874785 ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #233

November 25th 2024 EST

IRS:Viciously HurtingInnocent PeopleSince 1917 ...Continue Reading

(j)Lessons from Thanksgiving

November 24th 2024 EST

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer, from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10-year-old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will sleep only on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #2

November 23rd 2024 EST

If you don't read  the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are  misinformed. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading

Brainless Biden's Foreign Policy

November 22nd 2024 EST

He is the only POTUS whose foreign policy is to alienate our allies and encourage illegal aliens to cross our border. ...Continue Reading
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