January 17th 2025 EDT
Is it merely a coincidence that the mask fetish started when the head of Biden Crime Family became POTUS? ******* This is the last Joe Biden joke because we have at long last arrived at the end of this nightmare. On Monday, our national hero will rightfully resume office and begin using that office to repair America instead of destroy America. During this communist experiment with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of the ...Continue Reading
January 16th 2025 EDT
When the telescammer asks you the first question, say, "I'm not from Mississippi". When he responds to that, very slowly spell it out. He should hang up before you get to the second i. If you get to the end, then say, "I'm not from Arkansas either." ...Continue Reading
January 15th 2025 EDT
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January 14th 2025 EDT
My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i. ...Continue Reading
January 13th 2025 EDT
Abe and Esther are flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, our engines have quit and we will attempt an emergency landing on an uncharted island below us. We may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" But the plane lands safely, and an hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did you send the IRS quarterly es ...Continue Reading
January 12th 2025 EDT
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) ...Continue Reading
January 11th 2025 EDT
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy ...Continue Reading
January 10th 2025 EDT
Biden has fully embraced DEI: Division, Extremists, and Inflation. ...Continue Reading
January 9th 2025 EDT
Keep asking, "When is the last time you took a dump? I think you are overdue." ...Continue Reading
January 8th 2025 EDT
Hugh Mungus Sum Yun GaiRick Etz ...Continue Reading
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