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Masking

January 17th 2025 EDT

Is it merely a coincidence that the mask fetish started when the head of Biden Crime Family became POTUS? ******* This is the last Joe Biden joke because we have at long last arrived at the end of this nightmare. On Monday, our national hero will rightfully resume office and begin using that office to repair America instead of destroy America. During this communist experiment with a mentally retarded front man, I have tried to provide a little humor by mocking our retard in chief. I wrote every one of the ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #253

January 16th 2025 EDT

When the telescammer asks you the first question, say, "I'm not from Mississippi". When he responds to that, very slowly spell it out. He should hang up before you get to the second i. If you get to the end, then say, "I'm not from Arkansas either." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #3

January 15th 2025 EDT

Schiffer BranesKiki YurassAnos Feeler ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #270

January 14th 2025 EDT

My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i. ...Continue Reading

(j)New Zealand Vacation

January 13th 2025 EDT

Abe and Esther are flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, our engines have quit and we will attempt an emergency landing on an uncharted island below us.  We may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" But the plane lands safely, and an hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did you send the IRS quarterly es ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #7

January 12th 2025 EDT

 Democracy must be  something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for  dinner. - James Bovard, Civil  Libertarian (1994) ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #6

January 11th 2025 EDT

A liberal is  someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon  Liddy ...Continue Reading

DEI

January 10th 2025 EDT

Biden has fully embraced DEI:  Division, Extremists, and Inflation. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #252

January 9th 2025 EDT

Keep asking, "When is the last time you took a dump? I think you are overdue." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #2

January 8th 2025 EDT

Hugh Mungus Sum Yun GaiRick Etz ...Continue Reading
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