I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Where MoralityGoes to Die ...Continue Reading

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of  Paul. - George Bernard  Shaw ...Continue Reading

I contend that for  a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston  Churchill ...Continue Reading

The Vegetable in Chief is now infamous for simply wandering off. He has no clue where he is, where he's been, or where he's going. But the rest of us know where he's taken us. Cue in Cher, "If I could turn back time…." ...Continue Reading

In a comforting voice say, "I'm not one of those people who insults scum like you for trying to rip off other people over the phone. Just so you know." ...Continue Reading

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My son was chewing on wires, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly. ...Continue Reading

Q: What should you do if you find a huge zit on your ass any time in the next 3 months? A: Squeeze out the pus and send it in along with your federal income taxes ...Continue Reading

Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat  myself. - Mark  Twain   ...Continue Reading