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After months of gentle urging from his wife, a man finally had to admit he needed a hearing aid.  The audiologist confirmed it. "How much do they cost?" he asked her.   "As you might expect," she said, "There's quite a wide range. They run from $2.00 to $2,000."  "Wow, the low end is lower than I would have ever guessed!" he said. "Let's see the $2.00 model."  The woman gave a knowing nod, and pulled it out of the closest drawer. "You just s ...Continue Reading

A chicken farmer went to a local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of Champagne. The woman perks up and says,"How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne, too!" "What a coincidence" the farmer says."This is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence!" says the farmer. As they clinked glasses the man asked,"What are you celebrating?&q ...Continue Reading

A devout church-going woman named Anna hangs around after mass one day to talk to the priest. When he steps out of the church, she says to him, "Heaven help me, Father, I have a problem." "What is your problem, my child?" the priest asks. "Well," Anna begins, "I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing, and they say it over and over again." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They say, 'Hi, we're easy. Want to have s ...Continue Reading

When a telemarketer starts off, he usually spews a blur of sound from which you are supposed to know who's calling. Fat chance, there. So return the favor. Reply to any questions the same way. Speak super fast and blur the words together, skipping consonants. ...Continue Reading

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Due to Bidenomics, Jim lost his job. After several months of no work, he decided to apply for a job at the IRS. During his time of begging for work, he had grown to hate people generally, so this looked like a good option. He applied and got a preliminary interview. The next step was to get the physical exam. During the exam, the doctor said, "I can't recommend you for this job." "Why not, doc?" "Well, your penis is 4 and a half inches long." Incredulous, Jim asked, ...Continue Reading

I would like to share an experience with all of you, having to do with drinking and driving. As you know, some people have had brushes with the authorities on their way home. One of my friends has done something about it. The other night, he was out for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends. After having far too much vino, my friend--knowing he was totally wasted--decided to do something he had never done before. He took a bus home.  He arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surp ...Continue Reading

Classes for Men: Day Two EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?Group discussion and role play  HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation  REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOSTReal life testimonial from the one man who did  IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation  LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNEROnline class and role playing  HOW TO BE THE ID ...Continue Reading