November 1st 2024 EST
Remember the old slogan, "When EF Hutton speaks, people listen?" When Joe Biden speaks, people wonder. -- What did that doddering old fool just say? Does even he know? ...Continue Reading
October 31st 2024 EST
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October 31st 2024 EST
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October 30th 2024 EST
A fellow decided to have a Halloween party, with the theme being a costume that represents an emotion. On the night of the party, the house began filling with people. A married couple entered, and the man said, "My costume's all brown because I feel like shit." His wife said, "All the colors? I have PMS." A beautiful woman entered, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves. "I'm red with anger." A woman in a green dress arrived, stating she was green with envy.&nbs ...Continue Reading
October 29th 2024 EST
Well, there's good news for many Americans. The IRS plan to penalize the parents of children who fail to report Halloween candy as income will be limited to waitresses, waiters, teachers, and small business owners. ...Continue Reading
October 28th 2024 EST
Forget about ghosts and goblins. Joe Biden is our President! That is super-scary, considering not just the damage he's already done but the fact that he was installed by blatantly obvious fraud and everyone charged with the responsibility to stop such a thing let it happen. ...Continue Reading
October 27th 2024 EST
A man with a woman strapped to his back shows up at a Halloween costume party.The host asks, "I don't get your costume. What did you come as?"The man replies,"I came as a snail."The host snickers and says, "What about her?"The man replies, "She's Michelle". ...Continue Reading
October 26th 2024 EST
Two brothers, Jim and Jason, had been going to the same Halloween party every year for the past 40 years. They were noted for their originality in "figure out what I am" costumes. In fact, this was now a regular contest. The first person to figure out what they both were would get a prize--assuming that happened within the two-hour time limit. Most years, it didn't. Jim and Jason walked around the party for two hours, carrying a coffee can with a slot in the lid. People would wink and drop in their ballot ...Continue Reading
October 25th 2024 EST
During the 2020 election, Joe Biden set our expectations. We didn't expect he would "win", but then we didn't expect all those mail-in votes to come in after the polls closed in the swing states and we didn't expect 93% of them to be for Biden. We did expect him to be a bumbling fool, and on that score he has delivered what we expected. ...Continue Reading
October 24th 2024 EST
Dave looked down at the papers in front of him, then looked up. "I see you people are all set for Halloween." The person he spoke to asked, "How do you mean?" "You may not be dressed up, but there's no mistaking you for vampires. I've never met such blood suckers in all my life. When my kids ask for Halloween costumes this year, I'm going to bring them to your office to see what real monsters look like." With that, Dave rose from his chair and left the IRS offices. ...Continue Reading
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