IRS: Jobs Available For Idiots With No Morals ...Continue Reading

A man spoke at his wife's funeral. "We had 35 happy years together." After a pause, he said, "That's not too bad out of the 52 years we were married." ...Continue Reading

I was filling balloons with helium at the County Fair, when a cranky old man came up and asked how much they were. I said, "A quarter each." He snarled, "They used to be five cents." My buddy, standing next to me, said, "That's inflation." ...Continue Reading

Somehow, Dave had managed to hold his job for many years despite being condescending, disdainful, and annoying to his coworkers. It was probably the low pay, as people came and went. One day, we had yet another "new guy" and on his first day he told Dave, "I'd appreciate if you would stay away from me." A few minutes later, Dave walked into the coffee room while I was getting a refill. He asked, "Why does every new guy take an instant disliking to me?" Without missing a beat, I said, " ...Continue Reading

Say, "When the phone rang, I had just taken my biggest dump ever. Hold for a moment while I take a picture." Pause for a couple of seconds, then yell, "It's moving! It's coming after me!" Then scream as if you're being attacked. "It's killing me! You did something to it over the phone! Murderer!" Then hang up ...Continue Reading

Pissan Yu Renee Nose Jorge House (first name pronounced "Hore Hey") ...Continue Reading

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. ...Continue Reading

IRS: Where There's A Will We Plunder It ...Continue Reading

Thanks to Mike for this one: Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with “KGB” on it. One of the agents asks the other, “Why didn't they just write ‘1 TB’ instead?” ...Continue Reading

One of the dumbest questions asked in an interview is, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" One job seeker retorted with, "Suspended with pay." ...Continue Reading