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What were the parents thinking, names #91

August 5th 2026 EDT

Wee Dong No Dong Yue Dong ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #341

August 4th 2026 EDT

A naked man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What are you getting?" The man replies, "A draft". ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #280

August 3rd 2026 EDT

IRS: Where Mental Illness is a Job Requirement ...Continue Reading

(j)Doctor Visit

August 2nd 2026 EDT

Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands from shaking! Doc: Do you drink a lot? Not really. I spill most of it. ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

August 1st 2026 EDT

Question: What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? Answer: You can unscrew a light bulb. ...Continue Reading

(j)Educated clerk

July 31st 2026 EDT

The bank manager noticed the new clerk was an idiot at counting money and adding up figures. "Where did you get your finance education?" he asked. "Yale," replied the lad. "And what's your name?" barked the manager. "Yim Yohnston," he replied. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #412

July 30th 2026 EDT

Interrupt and ask, "So what part of India are you from?" Do this regardless of the caller's accent. Unless he sounds like he's from India. Then ask him what part of Boston he is from. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #90

July 29th 2026 EDT

Lo Dong Long Dong Wak Dong ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #340

July 28th 2026 EDT

I knew a frog who thought he was 100% German, but he was wrong. Turns out he was a tad Pole. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #279

July 27th 2026 EDT

IRS: Voted Best Federal Agency by The Association of Psychopaths and Serial Killers ...Continue Reading
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