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(j)One-liner #288

May 20th 2025 EDT

I use a thesaurus because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. ...Continue Reading

Dress for Success

May 19th 2025 EDT

How people dress greatly affects the outcome of their job interviews. But what you should wear varies with the type of work you're seeking. Here are some tips you can share with job seekers you know. Generally:1. If the job is at a factory, wear a dress shirt and slacks.2. If the job is for a nonmanagerial position, men should wear a shirt and tie. Women should dress at that level.3. If the job is for a managerial position, men should wear a suit and women should dress at that level. But exceptions do exist. F ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #4

May 18th 2025 EDT

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #3

May 17th 2025 EDT

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach ...Continue Reading

This is a real gas!

May 16th 2025 EDT

Hippo fart, a 15 second blasthttps://x.com/i/status/1921578540291490110 ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #270

May 15th 2025 EDT

Respond with, "Didn't you just call me yesterday?" Keep on this line of BS. "I know it was you." and "I recognize your voice, you have an extra slimey undertone." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #20

May 14th 2025 EDT

Ray GunnJoe KingSimon Swindells ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #287

May 13th 2025 EDT

I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus. Now I'm impecunious. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #243

May 12th 2025 EDT

IRS:Jobs for theCriminallyInsane ...Continue Reading

Washington Post Alternate Definition Contest Entry #2

May 11th 2025 EDT

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. ...Continue Reading
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