Star Trek: Tax GenerationThe actors playing Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise return from their five-year voyage to find liens on their property and IRS agents hounding them in "Star Wreck". The script was based on the experiences of Wesley Snipes and Willie Nelson, not those of tax cheats Tim Geithner and Chuck Rangel (now both fabulously wealthy and free of any tax evasion consequences). Could also be called "Tax Trek". ...Continue Reading

A man and his wife wanted to do something special for their 25th wedding anniversary, so they decided to go on a second honeymoon. The wife insisted that everything be the same as their first one. Her husband agreed, and told her to work it out, and make a list. This she did. Same city, same hotel, same room; everything perfect. However, in going over the list, the husband said, "Well dear, this is great. But I do see one thing that's going to be a little bit different this time." She carefully went back ...Continue Reading

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names. The dad answers, "Well, son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask?" "Two Dogs Fucking." ...Continue Reading

No other Democrat has done so much to make so many registered Democrats become registered Republicans. Causing massive defections from the Democrat Party is the one thing he's done right. ...Continue Reading

Ask, "What high school did you go to?" No matter what the answer, sound like you know the place and ask about a fellow student. "Oh, yeah. Did you know Sunil Vanaswammy?" If you can't place the accent or can't think of a name quickly enough to match it, use Gary Johnson (unless that's your name, in which case use Bill Jones or Brenda Smith). Then start talking about this fake person. ...Continue Reading

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky". ...Continue Reading

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" ...Continue Reading

IRS: WeGladlyRuin Lives ...Continue Reading

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. ...Continue Reading

Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them. ...Continue Reading