He is the only POTUS whose foreign policy is to alienate our allies and encourage illegal aliens to cross our border. ...Continue Reading

In my many years I  have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. - John  Adams   ...Continue Reading

Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough--you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading

 Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?  A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading

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 Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

This little snippet is becoming common in the workplace, as people mull over working like dogs and still being broke: "After you take a Joe, don't forget to wipe your Biden." ...Continue Reading

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it, and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it, and that comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't ...Continue Reading

Edgar's family has two traditions. One tradition is every Thanksgiving, Edgar strips naked and screws the turkey until he collapses, exhausted, in a sweaty heap. They don't stuff it (Edgar took care of that part), but they do bake it. The other tradition is Edgar always takes his family to the annual IRS employee picnic. Pretty much the same thing. ...Continue Reading

Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving. ...Continue Reading