September 2nd 2024 EST
IRS:We Get AwayWith CrimesAnd Commit Them Gladly ...Continue Reading
September 1st 2024 EST
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... ...Continue Reading
August 31st 2024 EST
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. ...Continue Reading
August 30th 2024 EST
Joe Biden has delusions of adequacy. ...Continue Reading
August 29th 2024 EST
When the scammer tries to get response from you with his first question, say, "I need you to do me a favor." Then wait. When he asks what, say, "I have to hide 40 kilos of cocaine. I'll bet it'll all fit up your ass." ...Continue Reading
August 28th 2024 EST
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. ...Continue Reading
August 27th 2024 EST
1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. ...Continue Reading
August 26th 2024 EST
The IRS supervisor could not decide which of the four applicants to hire. So he called the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought i ...Continue Reading
August 26th 2024 EST
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder.' ...Continue Reading
August 24th 2024 EST
Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink When he sees a guy close by with yalmakah and payos, he doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there." Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling, and waves to him and says, "Thank you." This infuriates him and in a l ...Continue Reading
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