I became an elementary math teacher so I could make the little things count. ...Continue Reading

Two IRS agents are resting up after rendering yet another innocent person homeless. One turns to the other and says, "That's another person who'll be without shelter this winter instead of thinking of tax shelters." ...Continue Reading

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. ...Continue Reading

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. ...Continue Reading

Brainless Biden has failed at everything he's done since being illegally installed in office as POTUS. No other POTUS has been a 100% failure. Even Obama got a few things right, and he managed to surpass Wilson as the worst POTUS of all time in terms of financial damage. Wilson still holds the record on death toll (6 million Jews in Hitlerland and 12 million in the USSR, plus all the other deaths in the two World Wars he caused), but Biden's pushing of the terribly unsafe experimental gene therapy has pushed him into a ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "How did you get this number?" You'll get some lame answer. Come back with, "Why are you asking for my dead brother (if a girl's name or dead sister if a guy's name -- so you really confuse the caller). ...Continue Reading

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning ...Continue Reading

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Inculcating FearViaUnlawful Aggression ...Continue Reading

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. ...Continue Reading