I bought a new Tesla !!  Had to go back to the dealer the other day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. "Nelson," the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he continued and "On The Road Again" flowed from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove aw ...Continue Reading

When the telescammer moves to his "closing" (high pressure question) simply remain quiet. After an awkward pause, he will repeat it. That's when you say, "I just finished installing a $350 toilet seat with a heated bidet and I really want to try it out. Plus, I feel like I'm going to explode at any moment. Should I put you on MUTE?" ...Continue Reading

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Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.  Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"  Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."  They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on.  One day soon afterward, So ...Continue Reading

The Biden era of communism, racism, censorship, and gas lighting was a disaster that we are going to be digging out from for a long time. The American people chose a true hero to lead the recovery, and he chose a team of excellent, intelligent, moral people in contrast to his predecessor's team of incompetent, morally bankrupt morons. ...Continue Reading

 When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they worked for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation. ...Continue Reading

When the telescammer pauses to take a breath, ask, "Can you please repeat that in English?" ...Continue Reading

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