At the IRS We Believe You are Guilty After Proven Innocent ...Continue Reading

Rodney sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked Rodney incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news." His lawyer replies, "That picture she found is of you and your mistress."  ...Continue Reading

A woman takes her 4 year old son in for a visit to the doctor. The doctor asks the little boy, "Do you know your name?" He tells her, "Yes my name is Timmy." "And Timmy, do you know your mom's name?" "Yes her name is Mommy," said Timmy. "And what is Mommy's real name?" And little Timmy says, "It's Tammy." "That is great," the doctor told Timmy. Then the doctor asked, "And what is your daddy's name?" Timmy said, "It is Daddy." Fina ...Continue Reading

One day, God was looking down at earth, and saw all the misbehaving that was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth. When he returned, the angel told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I should send down another angel, to get a second opinion." So, God called another angel, and sent him to Earth too. When the angel returned, he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline;&n ...Continue Reading

Ask him for his telemarketer license number. When he says he doesn't have one, ask why he's telemarketing without a license and tell him it's a felony. Then hang up. He'll probably be stupid enough to ask his boss about it. ...Continue Reading

Anita Dick Cy Kull Anul Guy ...Continue Reading

When chemists die, they barium. ...Continue Reading

IRS: Permanent Debilitation Of The Perfectly Innocent ...Continue Reading

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year- old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying a mail order bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eigh ...Continue Reading

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height of da flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don’t haff a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just ...Continue Reading