Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off? ...Continue Reading

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Harry and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels, and discuss world problems. One day, Harry didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Harry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Harry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.  A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen t ...Continue Reading

When bees move into a hive, do they have a swarming party? ...Continue Reading

Bidenomics: The only economic plan based on inflating the money supply 83% in 18 months while signing legislation and executive orders that cause businesses to fail and GDP to plummet. ...Continue Reading

When the telescammer asks for you by name, don't reply. There'll be a pause, and they'll ask again. Reply with, "It's very cruel for you people to keep calling, you know [my name] died an agonizing death. I've changed the number 11 times now. Please stab your boss in the eye with letter opener." Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

I told my cat, "You are not the boss of me."He disagreed. ...Continue Reading

I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, there's another taco. ...Continue Reading

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS terrorist about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.  "Why don't you sickos leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is closed only three days a year, and you want to know how I made $80,000?"  "It's not your income that bothers us," the terrorist said. "It's these expenses. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife. ...Continue Reading

Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading