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(j)Surprise tranniversary

June 15th 2024 EST

https://x.com/HazelAppleyard_/status/1801298531061252422 ...Continue Reading

(j)Reputation

June 14th 2024 EST

Every President is known for something. Obama, for example, was known for his charisma. Biden is known for his incompetence. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #233

June 13th 2024 EST

Interrupt and ask, "Did you wear clean underwear to work? Have you managed to keep it clean? What if you get in an accident on the way home?" ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

June 12th 2024 EST

Q: What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?A: A fizzician. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #251

June 11th 2024 EST

My job is secure. No one else wants it. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #225

June 10th 2024 EST

IRS:RuleThroughTerror ...Continue Reading

(j)A doberman and a cat

June 9th 2024 EST

A doberman and a cat die. They arrive at the Pearly Gates. Peter asks the dog what he believes in. The dog says, "Loving and protecting my master." Peter says, "Excellent, you may enter."  Then he turns to the cat. "What do you believe in?" The cat looks at him and says, "I believe you are in my seat." ...Continue Reading

(j)America's edge

June 8th 2024 EST

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/06/05/you-still-here-thursday-june-6-2024 ...Continue Reading

Today's Pop Quiz

June 7th 2024 EST

Q: What are the three sweet words every man and woman wants to hear? A: Bye Bye Biden ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #232

June 6th 2024 EST

Interrupt and ask him what color his socks are. When he answers, ask, "Are you sure?" Pretend like it's really important and ask him why he chose those particular colors on this particular day. ...Continue Reading
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