November 29th 2024 EDT
Liberals wear their Birkenstocks to show membership in their clan. Now thanks to Joe "Brainless" Biden and Cackling Kamala, their clan is a laughingstock. ...Continue Reading
November 28th 2024 EDT
I went to my friend's house recently and noticed that his Christmas tree was bare except for a shotgun shell near the top. I asked, "What's the deal, no decorations?" Puzzled, he looked at me and said, "What do you mean? It's a cartridge in a bare tree." ...Continue Reading
November 27th 2024 EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x39L3fpGhsI ...Continue Reading
November 26th 2024 EDT
https://twitter.com/i/status/1857712780427874785 ...Continue Reading
November 25th 2024 EDT
IRS:Viciously HurtingInnocent PeopleSince 1917 ...Continue Reading
November 24th 2024 EDT
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer, from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10-year-old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will sleep only on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this ...Continue Reading
November 23rd 2024 EDT
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain ...Continue Reading
November 22nd 2024 EDT
He is the only POTUS whose foreign policy is to alienate our allies and encourage illegal aliens to cross our border. ...Continue Reading
November 20th 2024 EDT
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. - John Adams ...Continue Reading
November 19th 2024 EDT
Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough--you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading
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