April 14th 2024 EST
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it. ...Continue Reading
April 13th 2024 EST
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. ...Continue Reading
April 12th 2024 EST
A stopped clock is right twice a day. We have yet to see Joe Biden be right about anything. Even once. ...Continue Reading
April 11th 2024 EST
Have a list of trivial facts handy. While the telescammer is speaking, interrupt and say, "Did you know the average whale turd weighs about the same as a telemarketer?" Then periodically interrupt with other amazing facts. And some boring ones, if you can took the time to get those on your list too. ...Continue Reading
April 10th 2024 EST
Dee ServingHans FreeWanda Cee ...Continue Reading
April 9th 2024 EST
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up. ...Continue Reading
April 7th 2024 EST
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. ...Continue Reading
April 6th 2024 EST
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. ...Continue Reading
April 5th 2024 EST
I bought a box of Bidenberries. I got home and opened the box. It caused all my other food to rot within only a few minutes. ...Continue Reading
April 4th 2024 EST
Answer everything with , "Hmm, yes. I can see that." Try to sound like one of those annoying AI robocallers or phone trees. ...Continue Reading
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