No other Democrat has done so much to make so many registered Democrats become registered Republicans. Causing massive defections from the Democrat Party is the one thing he's done right. ...Continue Reading

Ask, "What high school did you go to?" No matter what the answer, sound like you know the place and ask about a fellow student. "Oh, yeah. Did you know Sunil Vanaswammy?" If you can't place the accent or can't think of a name quickly enough to match it, use Gary Johnson (unless that's your name, in which case use Bill Jones or Brenda Smith). Then start talking about this fake person. ...Continue Reading

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky". ...Continue Reading

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" ...Continue Reading

IRS: WeGladlyRuin Lives ...Continue Reading

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. ...Continue Reading

Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them. ...Continue Reading

I had a dog I named Joe Biden. He started slobbering and barking incoherently. It got worse and worse. It was awful to watch, and I eventually had to have him put down. (Heard around the DNC just before Kamala's nomination) ...Continue Reading

Ask the telescammer, "What is your name again?" Then ask them to spell it. Repeat the spelling and then get it wrong. Do this twice then say, "Maybe you should change to your grandmother's last name. On your mom's side. How do you spell it?" Get that one wrong, too. Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again. ...Continue Reading