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What were the parents thinking, names #243

April 3rd 2024 EST

Dick Jittall (digital)Mona Logue (monolog)P Erving ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #241

April 2nd 2024 EST

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #220

April 1st 2024 EST

Immorality x Evil = IRS ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #18

March 31st 2024 EST

People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #17

March 30th 2024 EST

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out ...Continue Reading

(j)A long wait

March 29th 2024 EST

Joe Biden waited his entire political career to become President and accomplish great things. He's still waiting. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #223

March 28th 2024 EST

Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #242

March 27th 2024 EST

Anna LogueAnna Tolle (Anatoli Khomeni?)Gene Poole ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #240

March 26th 2024 EST

I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket. ...Continue Reading

Last wish

March 25th 2024 EST

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.  As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling.  For a time, no one said anything.  Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final mo ...Continue Reading
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