We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer, from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10-year-old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will sleep only on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this ...Continue Reading

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Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough--you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading

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A couple was contemplating marriage. The woman said, "Let us agree that in our marriage, you will make all the big decisions, and I will make all the small decisions". The man was surprised that she would concede so much control but readily agreed. She said, "Wonderful. I will make the small decisions. I  decide how many children we will have, where we will live, and how to handle our finances. You will decide what to do about Red China, the federal debt, and global warming." ...Continue Reading

Ole was hunting geese up in the slough. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, the foolish dog knocks the gun over, it goes off and Ole took most of an ounce of # four shot in the groin. Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed he comes to, and there is his doctor, Sven. "Vell, Ole, I got some goot news and some bat news. Da goot news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin. Dere vas very little internal damage, and ...Continue Reading

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