Rene Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he'd like a drink. He says, "I think not." And Poof! He disappears. ...Continue Reading

The US CONgress gets serious about ending terrorism, and consequently abolishes the IRS. Of course, a responsible Congress is something that happens only on TV and in your dreams. Obviously, this isn't reality TV. ...Continue Reading

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. ...Continue Reading

Why is "sleepy Joe" so woke? ...Continue Reading

Wait for the sales pitch to stop, then say, "Did you know that 21% of people in your line of work become incontinent by age 55 and roughly half of them have a major accident in a public place?" ...Continue Reading

Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. ...Continue Reading

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartenders asks, "Oliver or twist?" ...Continue Reading

IRS:We Get AwayWith CrimesAnd Commit Them Gladly ...Continue Reading

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... ...Continue Reading

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. ...Continue Reading