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IRS T-shirts, #233

November 25th 2024 EDT

IRS:Viciously HurtingInnocent PeopleSince 1917 ...Continue Reading

(j)Lessons from Thanksgiving

November 24th 2024 EDT

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer, from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10-year-old child whom you know nothing about and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will sleep only on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #2

November 23rd 2024 EDT

If you don't read  the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are  misinformed. - Mark  Twain ...Continue Reading

Brainless Biden's Foreign Policy

November 22nd 2024 EDT

He is the only POTUS whose foreign policy is to alienate our allies and encourage illegal aliens to cross our border. ...Continue Reading

(j)Great Truth #1

November 20th 2024 EDT

In my many years I  have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. - John  Adams   ...Continue Reading

(j)Thanksgiving Quiz

November 19th 2024 EDT

Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough--you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading

(j)Thanksgiving Quiz

November 18th 2024 EDT

 Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?  A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading

(j)Thanksgiving Dinner Tip

November 17th 2024 EDT

https://twitter.com/ScottBaio/status/1726457496683028692 ...Continue Reading

Thanksgiving wish

November 16th 2024 EDT

 Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

(j)Increasingly Common Comment

November 15th 2024 EDT

This little snippet is becoming common in the workplace, as people mull over working like dogs and still being broke: "After you take a Joe, don't forget to wipe your Biden." ...Continue Reading
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