March 24th 2024 EST
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. ...Continue Reading
March 23rd 2024 EST
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. (The 12 hour clock in general is annoying, 24 hour clocks solve so many problems!) ...Continue Reading
March 22nd 2024 EST
I guess you could say this level of incompetence in the White House is unPRESIDENTed. ...Continue Reading
March 21st 2024 EST
Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading
March 20th 2024 EST
Maya DickCharles TonneCee Mei ...Continue Reading
March 19th 2024 EST
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions. ...Continue Reading
March 18th 2024 EST
IRS: If youtortured small animalsas a kidwe want to hire you ...Continue Reading
March 17th 2024 EST
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). ...Continue Reading
March 16th 2024 EST
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. ...Continue Reading
March 15th 2024 EST
A bouncer was in charge of deciding whether people could come into the night club. Unbeknownst to the management, he was a racist. And he hated "white" people. Three people approached the door. The bouncer looked at the black guy and said, "Name the last three presidents of the USA." The guy laughed and rattled off their names. "Fine," the bouncer said, "I'll let you in when I open the door." Turning to the Hispanic, he said, "Name the current President of the ...Continue Reading
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